Joke for Week of August 7-13

A duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. He found one that could amazingly walk on water. He could not wait to tell a friend of his, who was always bragging about his hunting dogs. He invited his friend to go hunting with him. All day long he shot ducks and each time his new dog would walk on water to retrieve them, never getting more than a paw wet.

On the ride home he asked his friend if he noticed anything unusual about his new bird dog. His friend replied, “Yeah, he can’t swim.”